FAQ
The official rules of sales!
Really, I hate putting rules on stuff but some people are dicks. Massive dicks. Liam Neeson sized dicks. These Goliath dicks have ruined several things on the internet for years for those of use who are nice people. Number one rule: don’t be a dick.
With that said here are our shipping terms: we ship via USPS and to the United States only. We ship using Priority Mail for efficiency and cost. It costs us nothing for the packaging and it costs you less for shipping. We will always use Delivery Confirmation and will insure items over $100 for the price sold.
We use Amazon exclusively for payment processing. Why not PayPal? Because we don’t like PayPal. Why not Google Checkout? Because it’s a pain in the ass to set up for each item. Amazon is a known and trusted brand with millions upon millions of customers purchasing from them daily. Why wouldn’t a person use them for payment processing? Ask random strangers and most of them have an Amazon account which lets them pay by credit, debit, check or checking account. It just makes sense to use Amazon; you don’t need to sign up for yet another account on some website, we don’t need to track your information or pay for a secure certificate (as you will be magically whisked to Amazon’s secure site to pay for anything you purchase) and it all adds up to lower prices because of lower overhead, better security and just all around BETTER.
We do have a few terms on sales: we follow Amazon rules. We’d love to be able to do the “ship and return shuffle” but like stated on the About page, we aren’t a business. We’re just two dudes selling our stuff. That said…
We do our best to truthfully represent the items for sale. With all the talk of people screwing other people over do you really think we’re going to screw you over? Okay, we realize this is the internet and you don’t know us from a 1 or a 0 but we aren’t in this to screw people over. Hell, we could’ve used some legalize language for this document to make you agree to bequeath us your first born and left nut but no, we are using plain language and sarcasm. We like sarcasm. A lot.
Pricing is what it is. Please don’t email us saying you can buy a certain item elsewhere for a lower price. With all the time and effort you just expended to regale us with your tale of scouring the internet the item you saw elsewhere could be on its way to you already. But no, you had to complain to us and some other person snatched it up and now you have nothing.
No trade. Ever. Deal with it.
No escrow. Ever. You’ll get over it.
Questions? Use our contact form. We’ll get back to you as soon as we can.